The Directionless Anarchy of Duchy of Personal Freedoms is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.052 billion Free Citizens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impressive Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Personally Free economy, worth a remarkable 6,793 trillion Fiat Ducks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 251,118 Fiat Ducks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 776,572 per year while the poor average 62,606, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and all you have to do is pray to get into Duchy of Personal Freedoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Duchy of Personal Freedoms's national animal is the Quacky Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Glorious Leader.

Duchy of Personal Freedoms is ranked 6,706^th in the world and 357^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.55 law-abiding acts per hour.