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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.208 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 24th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 2,442 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 8 hours ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, school uniforms are compulsory.

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