The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.084 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 12,718 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 487,588 RUS, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 47th in Wysteria and 6,954th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 8 days ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.

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