The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.219 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 13,595 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 499,487 RUS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,954,133 per year while the poor average 86,975, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Psy-Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 138th in Wysteria and 130,405th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -25 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Dub Dizzle.
  • : Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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