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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.028 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, and Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 2nd in Wysteria and 28th in the world for Safest, scoring 4,578.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Dub Dizzle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Dub Dizzle.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dub Dizzle after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, soldiers are equipped with multi-million RU battlesuits.

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