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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.781 billion Doobies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, military spending recently hit a new high, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudo-Giant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 172nd in Wysteria and 112,330th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -354 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 5 days ago: Dub Dizzle changed its national demonym to "Doobie" and its demonym adjective to "Doobian".
  • 6 days ago: Dub Dizzle fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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