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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.005 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million RU battlesuits, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dub Dizzle after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Dub Dizzle, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 159th in Wysteria and 111,630th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,021 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Dub Dizzle.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dub Dizzle after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, soldiers are equipped with multi-million RU battlesuits.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 7 days ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.

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