The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.025 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 13,453 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 497,800 RUS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,790,477 per year while the poor average 99,064, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, Pseudogiants are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and Dub Dizzle's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Wysteria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 20th in Wysteria and 1,713th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Wysteria.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Pseudogiants are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.

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