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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle

“Onward warriors of the Monolith!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.674 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 18th in Wysteria and 102nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 51 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, criminals are thrown to the Pseudogiants to repay their debt to society.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 6 days ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.

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