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Regional Influence
Minnow
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.273 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 12,861 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 489,545 RUS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,516,231 per year while the poor average 121,777, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 23rd in Wysteria and 687th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 7 days ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, school uniforms are compulsory.

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