The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.862 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 13,299 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 495,091 RUS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,840,090 per year while the poor average 93,599, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 115th in Wysteria and 127,511th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,433 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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