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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.201 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, school uniforms are compulsory, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 158th in Wysteria and 114,264th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -603 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 6 days ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 6 days ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Dub Dizzle's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government seizes all major gold finds.

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