The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.427 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 12,982 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 491,277 RUS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,635,148 per year while the poor average 109,987, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, citizens must pay to enjoy Dub Dizzle's pristine beaches, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 151st in Wysteria and 140,586th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -224 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens must pay to enjoy Dub Dizzle's pristine beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Dub Dizzle's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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