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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.827 billion Doobies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, punitive tariffs protect local industry, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudo-Giant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 194th in Wysteria and 112,151st in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -48 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.

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