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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle

“Death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Monolithic Bureaucracy of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.253 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, guns are banned, women are seen and not heard, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter, and its currency is the RU.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 16th in Wysteria and 92nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 33 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, women are seen and not heard.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, guns are banned.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, soldiers are equipped with multi-million RU battlesuits.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Dub Dizzle lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.

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