The Monolith Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Onward warriors of the Monolith!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Monolith Colony of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.617 billion Monolith Soldiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pripyat. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monolith economy, worth an astonishing 13,112 trillion RUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 492,617 RUS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,710 per year while the poor average 100,484, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Pseudogiant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 22nd in Wysteria and 722nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 9 days ago: Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.

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