The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sit Nomine Digna
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.083 billion Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 3,328 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 236,361 wulongs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,464,131 per year while the poor average 16,463, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and blue wolves are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 2,151st in the Rejected Realms and 127,790th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,532 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, blue wolves are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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