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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos

“I drink to the general joy of the whole table.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Council of Six with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.378 billion Drunken Pagan Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hieros Nikopolis. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology industries.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and Blue wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Drunken Pagan Weirdos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the pleasure cult, and its currency is the wine cork.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 3,004th in the Rejected Realms and 118,341st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -284 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, Blue wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Drunken Pagan Weirdos.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Blue wolf Lasagne is a hit.
  • 7 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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