The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of
Capitalist Paradise
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.995 billion Weirdos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 2,930 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,509 wulongs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,622,215 per year while the poor average 10,097, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 32nd in the Rejected Realms and 2,364th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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