Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Rampaging Tarrasque Horde of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.757 billion Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 218,386 wulongs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,391,431 per year while the poor average 14,124, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 2,389th in the Rejected Realms and 112,190th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -2,249.55 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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