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The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos

“It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.548 billion teenagers with attitude are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology industries.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the pleasure cult, and its currency is the mulong.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 19th in the Rejected Realms and 1,717th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 153 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos changed its national leader to "Hetman Vaclav Rustovich" and its nation type to "Rampaging Dionysian Hordes".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos changed its national leader to "Cārmaci Ambrosius Drustanus".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, Drunken Pagan Weirdos-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.

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