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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos

“I drink to the general joy of the whole table.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the Council of Six with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.415 billion Drunken Pagan Weirdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hieros Nikopolis. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology industries.

The blue wolf is reportedly extinct, guns are banned, billions of wine corks are being blown on orbital weapons development, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the pleasure cult, and its currency is the wine cork.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 249th in the Rejected Realms and 14,556th in the world for Nudest, with 210 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 3 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, billions of wine corks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, guns are banned.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the blue wolf is reportedly extinct.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, all news sources are under strict government control.

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