The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sit Nomine Digna
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.898 billion Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 3,284 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 236,361 wulongs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,464,131 per year while the poor average 16,463, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and blue wolves are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 2,142nd in the Rejected Realms and 117,219th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, blue wolves are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, bizarre-looking creatures called 'blue wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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