The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sit Nomine Digna
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.703 billion Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 237,270 wulongs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,469,758 per year while the poor average 16,526, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, bizarre-looking creatures called 'blue wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 56th in the Rejected Realms and 3,575th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 39 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, bizarre-looking creatures called 'blue wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 5 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, military spending is on the increase.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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