The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of
Capitalist Paradise
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rampaging Dionysian Hordes of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hetman Vaclav Rustovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.357 billion Weirdos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirdo economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion wulongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,373 wulongs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,642,816 per year while the poor average 10,225, a ratio of 160 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, governments opposing Drunken Pagan Weirdos are beset by rebels, the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pleasure cult.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 117th in the Rejected Realms and 9,859th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 15 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 15 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 17 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.

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