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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos

“I drink to the general joy of the whole table.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Dionysian Pleasure Cult of Drunken Pagan Weirdos is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by the Council of Six with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.139 billion, all of whom are zombies, Drunken Pagan Weirdos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hieros Nikopolis. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing industries.

The Council of Six is worshipped as a god, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Pagan Weirdos's national animal is the blue wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the pleasure cult, and its currency is the wine cork.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is ranked 423rd in Osiris and 9,072nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Drunken Pagan Weirdos is currently researching a cure.

People: 0

Zombies: 2,139,312,410

Dead: 10,112,927,280

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos changed its national leader to "the Council of Six".
  • 5 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos altered its national flag.
  • 5 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos altered its national flag.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Drunken Pagan Weirdos, the Council of Six is worshipped as a god.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos changed its national faith to "the pleasure cult".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Drunken Pagan Weirdos changed its national leader to "the High Autokrateira and Council of Six".

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