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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Average

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Wysteria

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Drunkiest of Drunk Faeries is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ministry of Rum with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.98 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oceana District of Rum city. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunk Faeries's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Great Rum bottle in sky, and its currency is the $ gold coin.

Drunk Faeries is ranked 58th in Wysteria and 4,112th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 10% of Wysteria for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Wysteria for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of Wysteria for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 10% of Wysteria for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of Wysteria for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of Wysteria for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

5 days ago: Drunk Faeries was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
9 days ago: Drunk Faeries was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunk Faeries, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunk Faeries, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunk Faeries, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunk Faeries, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Drunk Faeries, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
17 days ago: Drunk Faeries was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
20 days ago: Drunk Faeries was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
32 days ago: Drunk Faeries was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 12 (Dienes, Stragalestranspets, Norvikeland, Outter Micronesia, Hydroponic Nation, Cthonian Wasteland, Shunnach, Avaridor, Tagete, Aquaos, Marsbarlandia, Yintotheyang)