Largest Cheese Export Sector: 806th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,660th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,150th
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The Whisky Priest's of Drumtroddan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King William IX with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.317 billion Drumtroddanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruggleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Drumtroddanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,581 Thalers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,626 per year while the poor average 37,230, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, discarded pennies litter the streets, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumtroddan's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drumtroddan is ranked 179,084th in the world and 4,694th in Osiris for Best Weather, with 46 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 806thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,660thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,097thSmartest Citizens: 4,406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,106thNicest Citizens: 6,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,205thMost Cultured: 6,799thHighest Economic Output: 7,137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,234thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 10,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,721stHighest Average Incomes: 11,671stLargest Populations: 12,489thMost Developed: 12,847thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,349thMost Pacifist: 16,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,996thLargest Black Market: 17,704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,969th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionMost Cultured: 247th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 312th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 414th in the regionMost Developed: 429th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 495th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 497th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 503rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drumtroddan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Drumtroddan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Drumtroddan's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Drumtroddan's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Drumtroddan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Drumtroddan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Drumtroddan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Most Cultured.
  • : Drumtroddan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Drumtroddan ceased to exist.
  • : Drumtroddan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.


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