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“Zoals het klokje thuis tikt, tikt het overal.”

The Heilige Huisjes of Droef Toeters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10.239 billion are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Defence and Healthcare are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Droef Toeters's national animal is the droef, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro.

Droef Toeters is ranked 10th in the region and 14,174th in the world for Happiest Citizens.