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The Chaotic Oligarchy of Dreams and Parachutes

“Freedom Forever, voting never.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Marathon

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The Chaotic Oligarchy of Dreams and Parachutes is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Jojo McCue with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.823 billion Dreams and Parachutesians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Anarchy. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology industries.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Jojo McCue's name on an hourly basis, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dreams and Parachutes's national animal is the chipmunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Neo Liberism, and its currency is the scooter.

Dreams and Parachutes is ranked 9th in Marathon and 105,627th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -81 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Dreams and Parachutes, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 27 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 28 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 32 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 32 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 42 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Dreams and Parachutes, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Jojo McCue's name on an hourly basis.
  • 62 days ago: Dreams and Parachutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 65 days ago: Following new legislation in Dreams and Parachutes, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • 87 days ago: Following new legislation in Dreams and Parachutes, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.

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