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The Armed Republic of Drakkengard

“Fight, Win, Prevail.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Drakkengard is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Heinrich von Drakken with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.982 billion Drakkengardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Drakkengard has found 2 easter eggs), the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drakkengard's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Gald.

Drakkengard is ranked 15th in The East Pacific and 1,088th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 81 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Drakkengard has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 27 days ago: Drakkengard was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Average.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Drakkengard, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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