Highest Crime Rates: 515th Most Armed: 771st Largest Publishing Industry: 812th
The Eudaemonium of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Founded 10 February 2005
Nick Sam
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Founder
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick Sam with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.87 billion Philosophers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 2.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient philosophical economy, worth a remarkable 3,903 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,940 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer gold coins to support "struggling" industries, Georgetown's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr George's national animal is the velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empiricism.

Dr George is ranked 5,913th in the world and 14th in Philosophy 115 for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,676.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 515thMost Armed: 771stLargest Publishing Industry: 812thLargest Retail Industry: 990thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,194thHighest Economic Output: 1,340thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,426thLargest Populations: 1,462ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,024thMost Stationary: 2,373rdRudest Citizens: 2,455thMost Developed: 2,854thMost Efficient Economies: 2,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,068thSmartest Citizens: 3,103rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,232ndLargest Black Market: 3,285thMost Influential: 3,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,359thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,935thNudest: 4,937thHighest Drug Use: 4,971stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,351stMost Cultured: 5,676thMost Extreme: 5,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,913thMost Inclusive: 6,421stBest Weather: 7,452ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,062nd
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Dr George was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, Georgetown's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, the government is spending billions of taxpayer gold coins to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Dr George agreed to construct embassies between Philosophy 115 and Illuminati.
  • : Dr George agreed to construct embassies between Philosophy 115 and DCG.

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