The Eudaemonium of
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Founded 10 February 2005
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The Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.269 billion Philosophers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient philosophical economy, worth a remarkable 2,540 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 109,186 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dr George's national animal is the velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dr George is ranked 131st in Philosophy 115 and 119,004th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -214 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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