The Eudaemonium of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Founded 10 February 2005
Nick Sam
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick Sam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.018 billion Philosophers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Defense and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient philosophical economy, worth a remarkable 2,819 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,400 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

All prisons have been eliminated, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dr George's national animal is the velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empiricism.

Dr George is ranked 129th in Philosophy 115 and 134,739th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -215 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Dr George, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Dr George lodged a message on the Philosophy 115 Regional Message Board.

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