The Holy Purple Eudaemonium of
Anarchy
I'm a ✪bright✪--are you?
Sam
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Holy Purple Eudaemonium of Dr George is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 21.986 billion Philosophers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dr Georgean economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion denariuses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 87,289 denariuses, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Dr George's hospitals, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dr George's national animal is the fideist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dr George is ranked 152nd in Philosophy 115 and 117,136th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 1 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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