The Nuclear Winter Wonderland of Dorchenheim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 20.316 billion Dorchenheimians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dorchenheimian economy, worth 913 trillion Soulsian Raids a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,954 Soulsian Raids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Dorchenheim to take advantage of its clear night skies, the Dorchenheimian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Dorchenheimian schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside Dorchenheim. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorchenheim's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dorchenheim is ranked 117,122^nd in the world and 2,047^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64 law-abiding acts per hour.