Largest Retail Industry: 450th Most Corrupt Governments: 846th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 925th
The Holy Great Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God , Emperor and Fatherland!!!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Great Empire of Doppeladler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Alexander I Sigmar with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.48 billion Doppeladlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doppel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Doppeladlerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion Dols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 275,199 Dols, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Doppeladler's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doppeladler's national animal is the Two-Head Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doppeladler is ranked 180,154th in the world and 216th in The Alliance of Dictators for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.83 Years.

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Largest Retail Industry: 450thMost Corrupt Governments: 846thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 925thMost Efficient Economies: 1,137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,184thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,243rdMost Influential: 1,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,424thLargest Mining Sector: 1,458thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,575thHighest Average Incomes: 1,584thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,614thFattest Citizens: 1,699thMost Avoided: 1,701stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,722ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,850thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,352ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,365thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,551stLowest Crime Rates: 2,791stHighest Economic Output: 3,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,841stMost Stationary: 4,217thLargest Black Market: 4,329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,573rdMost Devout: 4,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,183rdRudest Citizens: 7,905thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,650thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,936thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,836thLargest Governments: 9,885thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,331stMost Conservative: 10,641stLargest Populations: 15,004th
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, Doppeladler's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.

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