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Largest Retail Industry: 423rd Most Corrupt Governments: 904th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 984th
The Holy Great Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God , Emperor and Fatherland!!!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Great Empire of Doppeladler is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Alexander I Sigmar with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.053 billion Doppeladlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doppel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Doppeladlerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion Dols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 275,858 Dols, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Doppeladlerian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doppeladler's national animal is the Two-Head Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doppeladler is ranked 154,177th in the world and 203rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -58.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 904thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 984thMost Efficient Economies: 1,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,222ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,293rdMost Influential: 1,500thLargest Mining Sector: 1,504thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,533rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,695thMost Avoided: 1,732ndFattest Citizens: 1,757thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,802ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,955thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,219thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,992ndHighest Economic Output: 2,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,739thMost Stationary: 4,015thLargest Black Market: 4,275thMost Devout: 4,920thMost Conservative: 5,731stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,789thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,980thRudest Citizens: 8,767thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,054thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,227thLargest Governments: 10,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,704thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,538thLargest Populations: 14,546th
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, foreign governments regularly accuse the Doppeladlerian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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