Largest Retail Industry: 439th Most Corrupt Governments: 813th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 898th
The Holy Great Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God , Emperor and Fatherland!!!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Great Empire of Doppeladler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Alexander I Sigmar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.339 billion Doppeladlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doppel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Doppeladlerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,291 trillion Dols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 274,851 Dols, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials across Doppeladler are being "encouraged" to adopt Two-Head Eagles to set an example for the populace, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doppeladler's national animal is the Two-Head Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doppeladler is ranked 33,353rd in the world and 108th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 26.29 Missed References Per Hour.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 439thMost Corrupt Governments: 813thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 898thMost Efficient Economies: 1,137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,253rdMost Influential: 1,364thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,383rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,524thHighest Average Incomes: 1,555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,600thFattest Citizens: 1,609thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,660thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,679thMost Avoided: 1,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,735thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,764thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,184thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,320thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,447thLowest Crime Rates: 2,780thHighest Economic Output: 3,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,756thLargest Black Market: 4,234thMost Stationary: 4,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,479thMost Devout: 5,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,748thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,125thRudest Citizens: 8,568thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,665thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,611thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,074thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,080thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,399thMost Conservative: 11,614thLargest Populations: 15,236th
Top
5%
Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, government officials across Doppeladler are being "encouraged" to adopt Two-Head Eagles to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Doppeladler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Doppeladler, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.

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