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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland

“Our Father Thy Will Be Done”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Daios with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.217 billion Doomingslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mons Dei. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Doomingsland has found 4 easter eggs), and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Doomingsland's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Golden Pantheon, and its currency is the maxin.

Doomingsland is ranked 2,887th in Balder and 107,514th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -197 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 20 hours ago

  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 16 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Doomingsland, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 22 days ago: Doomingsland was refounded in Balder.
  • 24 days ago: Doomingsland ceased to exist.

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