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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland

“Our Father Thy Will Be Done”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Daios with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.738 billion Doomingslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mons Dei. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Doomingslandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,393 trillion maxins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 287,835 maxins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,139,580 per year while the poor average 11,456, a ratio of 186 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Doomingsland has found 4 easter eggs), and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Doomingsland's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Golden Pantheon.

Doomingsland is ranked 1,346th in Lazarus and 27,380th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 109 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 10 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 17 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 18 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Doomingsland was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 75 days ago: Doomingsland ceased to exist.

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