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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland

“Our Father Thy Will Be Done”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Golden Pantheon of Doomingsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Daios with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.417 billion Doomingslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mons Dei. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Doomingsland has found 4 easter eggs), and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Doomingsland's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Golden Pantheon, and its currency is the maxin.

Doomingsland is ranked 3,114th in Balder and 112,910th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -154 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 16 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 27 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 29 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 29 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 30 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 31 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 35 days ago: Doomingsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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