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“Curse you, Horace!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Serenes

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Super Happy Fun Land of Dokuwaffle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Baron von Corple with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.274 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dokutropolis. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokuwaffle's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is cursing Horace, and its currency is the Waffle.

Dokuwaffle is ranked 36th in Serenes and 88,084th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of Serenes for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of Serenes for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of Serenes for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of Serenes for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Serenes for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of Serenes for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Serenes for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of Serenes for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of Serenes for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Serenes for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of Serenes for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Serenes for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Serenes for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Serenes for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of Serenes for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Serenes for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Serenes for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Serenes for Best Weather Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 10% of Serenes for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

35 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
12 hours ago: Dokuwaffle was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
2 days 11 hours ago: Dokuwaffle was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, much of Dokuwaffle's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dokuwaffle, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

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Endorsements Received: 4 (Baguette-Croiss, SERENE CAFE GUARDIAN, Darklight, Knuxarrosia)