The Borderlands of DogWalkers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.539 billion DogWalkersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The strong DogWalkersian economy, worth 920 trillion Boneses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,127 Boneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of DogWalkers in an international press conference, and DogWalkers has designated DogWalkers City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. DogWalkers's national animal is the Dog.

DogWalkers is ranked 229,256^th in the world and 84^th in HC Metalurg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.11 law-abiding acts per hour.