Location: Europe

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Beer Snob Nation of Dogfish Head 90 Minute is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by The Divine Midas with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.921 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palo Santo. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, Dogfish Head 90 Minute's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogfish Head 90 Minute's national animal is the hop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is the beer gods, and its currency is the abv.

Dogfish Head 90 Minute is ranked 537th in Europe and 129,496th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -10 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and