“Drink 'em to death”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Beer Snob Nation of Dogfish Head 90 Minute is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Divine Midas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.065 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palo Santo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Dogfish Head 90 Minute for ignoring crimes against humanity, gambling is outlawed, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogfish Head 90 Minute's national animal is the hop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is the beer gods, and its currency is the abv.
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago
- 10 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute relocated from Lazarus to Europe.
- 10 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was refounded in Lazarus.
- 19 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute ceased to exist.
- 22 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was endorsed by The People's Republic of Domanouq.
- 24 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was endorsed by The Republic of Sperostet.
- 28 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
- 29 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Pure Callousness.
- 30 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was endorsed by The Protectorate of Yolo-state.
- 34 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was struck by a Cure Missile from The Order of Voxum Mortalum, curing 49 million infected.
- 34 days ago: Dogfish Head 90 Minute was struck by a Cure Missile from The Order of Voxum Mortalum, curing 135 million infected.