Largest Populations: 3,713th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,990th Highest Economic Output: 8,126th
The Collection of Roadside Kills of
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If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!
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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.492 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,102 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 61,526th in the world and 9th in Ohio for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2,163.44 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 3,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,990thHighest Economic Output: 8,126thTop
Safest: 12,543rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,468thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,801st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Doesitstink was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Safest.
  • : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Doesitstink lodged a message on the Ohio Regional Message Board.
  • : Doesitstink relocated from Osiris to Ohio.
  • : Doesitstink was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Doesitstink ceased to exist.
  • : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".


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