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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink

“If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ohio


The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.723 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,672 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 5th in Ohio and 41,744th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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