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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink

“If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ohio


The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.68 billion, 1.674 billion of whom are zombies, Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buckeye.

Doesitstink is ranked 6th in Ohio and 53,725th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Doesitstink is currently considering its options.

People: 6,318,431

Zombies: 1,674,023,253

Dead: 14,495,009,936

Survival Rate: 0.04%

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by Max Barry

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