The Collection of Roadside Kills of
Father Knows Best State
If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!
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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.004 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,594 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 18,718th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 45 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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