“If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.723 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.
The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,672 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago
- 15 days ago: Doesitstink lodged a message on the Ohio Regional Message Board.
- 48 days ago: Doesitstink lodged a message on the Ohio Regional Message Board.
- 90 days ago: Doesitstink resigned from the World Assembly.
- 93 days ago: Doesitstink lodged a message on the Ohio Regional Message Board.
- 99 days ago: Doesitstink endorsed The High Desert of As Baile.
- 99 days ago: Doesitstink was admitted to the World Assembly.
- 99 days ago: Doesitstink applied to join the World Assembly.
- 113 days ago: Doesitstink relocated from Osiris to Ohio.
- 113 days ago: Doesitstink was refounded in Osiris.
- 1 year 155 days ago: Doesitstink ceased to exist.