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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink

“If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ohio

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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.323 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buckeye.

Doesitstink is ranked 5th in Ohio and 12,772nd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 103 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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by Max Barry

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