The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.367 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.
The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,102 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Doesitstink was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Safest.
- : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Doesitstink lodged a message on the Ohio Regional Message Board.
- : Doesitstink relocated from Osiris to Ohio.
- : Doesitstink was refounded in Osiris.
- : Doesitstink ceased to exist.
- : Doesitstink's influence in Ohio fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".