The Collection of Roadside Kills of
Father Knows Best State
If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.891 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,594 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 11th in Ohio and 113,839th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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