Largest Populations: 3,922nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,896th Highest Economic Output: 8,643rd
The Collection of Roadside Kills of
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If it's still movin' it aint dead yet !!
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The Collection of Roadside Kills of Doesitstink is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.109 billion Doesitstinkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The strong Doesitstinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion buckeyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,102 buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doesitstink's national animal is the dead skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doesitstink is ranked 149,364th in the world and 20th in Ohio for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Populations: 3,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,896thHighest Economic Output: 8,643rdTop
Safest: 11,757thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,493rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,493rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

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