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The Kingdom of Divitaen

“Pax intrantibus, salus exeuntibus”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Esquarium


The Kingdom of Divitaen is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Crown Prince of Lacertus with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.129 billion Divitaenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auxiliora. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail industries.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Divitaen's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Secularism, and its currency is the Alma.

Divitaen is ranked 50th in Esquarium and 34,490th in the world for Nudest, with 174 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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