The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Down with inequality! Down with prejudice!
Supreme Revolutionary Leader
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Republic of Divitaen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Revolutionary Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.994 billion Divitaens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Convenance. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Divitaen economy, worth a remarkable 2,086 trillion Egals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 298,299 Egals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Convenance Times is sold out, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Divitaen's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Divitaen is ranked 16th in Esquarium and 11,361st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 minutes ago

  • 3 hours ago: Divitaen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".
  • 3 hours ago: Divitaen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 16 hours ago: Divitaen was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Convenance Times is sold out.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Divitaen's influence in Esquarium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Divitaen, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.

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