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“Mottos are lame.”

The Republic of Disloved Rock Bands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Mohawk with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 2.036 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazy Town. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Organ donation is compulsory, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Disloved Rock Bands's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Disloved Rock Bands's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the circle things.

Disloved Rock Bands is ranked 145th in the region and 5,276th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.