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“Mottos are lame.”

The Republic of Disloved Rock Bands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Mohawk with an even hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.765 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazy Town. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the dog is a protected species, and Dog is one of the most popular forenames in Disloved Rock Bands. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Disloved Rock Bands's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the circle things.

Disloved Rock Bands is ranked 41st in the region and 1,992nd in the world for Most Godforsaken.