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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.325 billion Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the tenet of free speech is held dear, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 12,984th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 25.599 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, voting is voluntary.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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