Most Rebellious Youth: 896th Most Subsidized Industry: 927th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,152nd
The Amazing Talents of
New York Times Democracy
I'm A Big Bright Shining Star
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Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.39 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,624 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Dirk Diggler that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 132,033rd in the world and 1st in Boogie Nights for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,258thTop
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Most Developed: 1,607thMost Cultured: 1,662ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,913thLargest Black Market: 1,925thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,144thHighest Crime Rates: 2,246thHealthiest Citizens: 2,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,688thMost Efficient Economies: 3,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,192ndHighest Drug Use: 3,391stSmartest Citizens: 3,418thMost Stationary: 4,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,100thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,378thHighest Average Incomes: 6,113thHighest Economic Output: 6,151stLargest Governments: 6,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,442ndBest Weather: 6,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,140thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,739thMost Devout: 9,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,260thRudest Citizens: 9,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,916thMost Inclusive: 12,095th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, books are so highly regarded in Dirk Diggler that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Devout and Most Inclusive, and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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