Most Rebellious Youth: 867th Most Subsidized Industry: 904th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,166th
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.542 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,856 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, Eddie Adams's new android secretary is the latest media darling, Eddie Adams's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 904th in the world and 1st in Boogie Nights for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,387.3 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 867thMost Subsidized Industry: 904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,341stMost Cultured: 1,594thTop
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Most Developed: 1,687thLargest Black Market: 1,810thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,855thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,977thHighest Crime Rates: 2,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,271stHealthiest Citizens: 2,577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,135thMost Efficient Economies: 3,138thHighest Drug Use: 3,172ndSmartest Citizens: 3,521stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,517thHighest Average Incomes: 5,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,728thLargest Governments: 5,803rdHighest Economic Output: 5,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,160thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,485thBest Weather: 8,767thMost Devout: 8,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,050thRudest Citizens: 10,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,263rdMost Inclusive: 11,996thLargest Populations: 15,525th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, Eddie Adams's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, Eddie Adams's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.

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