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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.298 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, gun ownership is compulsory, and all-natural foods are becoming a major fad. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 6,216th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 48 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 12 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Dirk Diggler's influence in Sex rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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