Most Subsidized Industry: 867th Most Rebellious Youth: 879th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,073rd
The Amazing Talents of
New York Times Democracy
I'm A Big Bright Shining Star
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.202 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,624 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Dirk Diggler that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 160,007th in the world and 1st in Boogie Nights for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.27 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 867thMost Rebellious Youth: 879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,073rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,223rdMost Developed: 1,491stMost Cultured: 1,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,702ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,817thLargest Black Market: 1,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,969thHighest Crime Rates: 2,205thHealthiest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,015thMost Efficient Economies: 3,183rdSmartest Citizens: 3,293rdHighest Drug Use: 3,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,798thMost Stationary: 4,865thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,893rdLargest Governments: 5,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,076thHighest Economic Output: 6,172ndBest Weather: 6,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,922ndTop
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Most Devout: 9,313thRudest Citizens: 9,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,581stMost Inclusive: 11,447thLargest Populations: 15,927th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, books are so highly regarded in Dirk Diggler that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Devout and Most Inclusive, and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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