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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.439 billion Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and donkies with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 2nd in Sex and 65,645th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 15 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, donkies with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Dirk Diggler's influence in Sex rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Dirk Diggler's radio stations.

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