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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.854 billion Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, most citizens in Dirk Diggler are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 2nd in Sex and 20,193rd in the world for Nudest, with 200 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Dirk Diggler fell out of the world Top 5% for Nudest.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, most citizens in Dirk Diggler are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, students cut up leftover dollars during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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