Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Sex

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.304 billion, 2.298 billion of whom are zombies, Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, punitive tariffs protect local industry, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 3rd in Sex and 109,863rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Dirk Diggler is currently considering its options.

People: 5,952,690

Zombies: 2,298,308,503

Dead: 3,384,084,125

Survival Rate: 0.11%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Dirk Diggler Blood Tithe.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, Dirk Diggler's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics