Most Subsidized Industry: 424th Most Rebellious Youth: 656th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 684th
The Amazing Talents of
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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.94 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 233,790 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 2,270th in the world and 1st in Boogie Nights for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17,450.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 424thMost Rebellious Youth: 656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 684thLargest Black Market: 718thLargest Publishing Industry: 775thMost Armed: 1,047thMost Cultured: 1,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,413thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,514thHighest Crime Rates: 1,615thMost Developed: 1,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,655thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,800thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,419thHealthiest Citizens: 2,647thHighest Average Incomes: 2,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,136thHighest Drug Use: 3,136thSmartest Citizens: 3,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,350thLargest Governments: 3,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,534thHighest Economic Output: 3,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,919thBest Weather: 6,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,826thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 10,625thMost Average: 13,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,244thLargest Populations: 14,858thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,190thMost Secular: 17,241stLargest Retail Industry: 17,592nd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, Most Developed, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and the Top 10% for Most Average.

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