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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.105 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, students in Dirk Diggler's schools rarely attend their classes, religious education is a new government priority, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 9,228th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 6 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 95 minutes ago

  • 113 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 113 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 12 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, students in Dirk Diggler's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Dirk Diggler's influence in Sex rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".

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