Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Sex

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.236 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth 840 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 134,729 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 11,161st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 55 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 13 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the DDBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics