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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.128 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 6,854th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 44 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Dirk Diggler's influence in Sex rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".

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