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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.645 billion Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 82%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Information Technology.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest donky hunting institutions, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 9,082nd in the world for Best Weather, with 116 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest donky hunting institutions.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, most citizens in Dirk Diggler are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, abortions are routinely performed in Dirk Diggler's hospitals.
  • 4 days ago: Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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