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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler

“I Am Dirk Diggler”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Sex

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The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.991 billion Dirk Digglerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 87%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Adult Film Industry, and its currency is the dollar.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Sex and 2,431st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 38 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, voting is voluntary.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.

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