The Amazing Talents of
Capitalizt
I'm A Big Bright Shining Star
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.534 billion Dirk Digglerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 87.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,645 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, eminent domain has been abolished, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 1st in Boogie Nights and 117,360th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 0 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Dirk Diggler was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, artists are pillars of society.

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