Most Extensive Civil Rights: 473rd Most Extreme: 481st Most Politically Free: 665th
The God of Wine and Excess of
Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)
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The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cormac Stark with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.484 billion Dionysus Dancesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The strong Dionysus Dancesian economy, worth 275 trillion crucicrescents a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,252 crucicrescents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,229 per year while the poor average 250, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Cormac Stark has just been declared ruler of Dionysus Dances in an international press conference, Dionysian Mysteries has been named as Dionysus Dances's national religion, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Dionysus Dances City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dionysus Dances's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dionysian Mysteries.

Dionysus Dances is ranked 152,835th in the world and 3,551st in Osiris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.72 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 473rdMost Extreme: 481stMost Politically Free: 665thMost Pro-Market: 751stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 762ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,511thHighest Drug Use: 4,602ndNudest: 5,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,686thHighest Crime Rates: 9,115thTop
Most Armed: 10,114thFattest Citizens: 12,508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,180th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 165th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 219th in the regionTop
Nudest: 294th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 316th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionMost Armed: 349th in the region

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