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The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances

“Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Christmas


The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cormac Stark with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.654 billion Dionysus Dancesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The strong Dionysus Dancesian economy, worth 180 trillion crucicrescents a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,470 crucicrescents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 479,645 per year while the poor average 246, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Cormac Stark has just been declared ruler of Dionysus Dances in an international press conference, Dionysian Mysteries has been named as Dionysus Dances's national religion, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Dionysus Dances City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dionysus Dances's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dionysian Mysteries.

Dionysus Dances is ranked 80,006th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 0 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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