“Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)”
Regional Influence: Minnow
The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cormac Pendragon with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.048 billion Dionysus Dancesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Social Equality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales industries.
Cormac Pendragon has just been declared ruler of Dionysus Dances in an international press conference, Dionysian Mysteries has been named as Dionysus Dances's national religion, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Dionysus Dances City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dionysus Dances's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Dionysian Mysteries, and its currency is the crucicrescent.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago
- 1 day 8 hours ago: Dionysus Dances was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Drug Use.
- 6 days ago: Dionysus Dances was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 1%).
- 6 days ago: Dionysus Dances was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
- 8 days ago: Dionysus Dances relocated from Wuqyin to Unity.
- 8 days ago: Dionysus Dances altered its national flag.
- 11 days ago: Dionysus Dances was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme.
- 14 days ago: Dionysus Dances's influence in Wuqyin rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
- 17 days ago: Dionysus Dances relocated from The UCR to Wuqyin.
- 17 days ago: Dionysus Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 19 days ago: Dionysus Dances's influence in The UCR rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".