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The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances

“Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The UCR


The God of Wine and Excess of Dionysus Dances is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cormac Pendragon with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.932 billion Dionysus Dancesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Social Equality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales industries.

Cormac Pendragon has just been declared ruler of Dionysus Dances in an international press conference, Dionysian Mysteries has been named as Dionysus Dances's national religion, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Dionysus Dances City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dionysus Dances's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Dionysian Mysteries, and its currency is the crucicrescent.

Dionysus Dances is ranked 19th in The UCR and 56,903rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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by Max Barry

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