The Tito Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
When surfers don't ride, potatoes ain't fried.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Tito Empire of Dijifuji is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tito the all mighty Cook with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.133 billion Fujians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titostantinople. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The very strong Dijifujian economy, worth 504 trillion Fujis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,050 Fujis, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dijifuji's national animal is the Timu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dijifuji is ranked 3rd in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 24,899th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 98.779 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Dijifuji applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics