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The Tito Empire of Dijifuji

“When surfers don't ride, potatoes ain't fried.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Union of Socialist Confederate Republics

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The Tito Empire of Dijifuji is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tito the all mighty Cook with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.127 billion Fujians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titostantinople. The average income tax rate is 73%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, Titostantinople is a police state during international summits, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dijifuji's national animal is the Timu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Fuji.

Dijifuji is ranked 4th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 6,021st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 679.5 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dijifuji, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dijifuji, Titostantinople is a police state during international summits.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dijifuji, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 5 days ago: Dijifuji's influence in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Dijifuji, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Dijifuji changed its national leader to "Tito the all mighty Cook".
  • 6 days ago: Dijifuji changed its national demonym to "Fujian" and its leader to "Tito".
  • 15 days ago: Dijifuji altered its national flag.
  • 16 days ago: Dijifuji's influence in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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