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The Tito Empire of
Father Knows Best State
When surfers don't ride, potatoes ain't fried.
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Tito Empire of Dijifuji is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tito the all mighty Cook with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.783 billion Fujians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titostantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The powerhouse Dijifujian economy, worth 632 trillion Fujis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 71,970 Fujis, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dijifuji's national animal is the Timu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dijifuji is ranked 141,506th in the world and 1st in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 22.57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,817thBest Weather: 6,982ndTop
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Most Primitive: 9,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,137thMost Devout: 10,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,037thLargest Populations: 14,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,084thHighest Economic Output: 16,454thMost Cultured: 16,863rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dijifuji's influence in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dijifuji, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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