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The Tito Empire of Dijifuji

“When surfers don't ride, potatoes ain't fried.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Union of Socialist Confederate Republics


The Tito Empire of Dijifuji is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tito the all mighty Cook with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.866 billion Fujians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titostantinople. The average income tax rate is 74%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, Titostantinople is a police state during international summits, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dijifuji's national animal is the Timu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Fuji.

Dijifuji is ranked 4th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 84,571st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -48 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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