Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th Smartest Citizens: 19th Most Cultured: 23rd
The Sleepy Floaty Isles of
Anarchy
These fists were made for punching!
a lonely baker
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Sleepy Floaty Isles of Dienes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a lonely baker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.672 billion Dienesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dienesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,415 trillion Unicycles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 591,729 Unicycles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,125,267 per year while the poor average 59,532, a ratio of 52.5 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown. Dienes's national animal is the Teddy Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is watermelon juggling.

Dienes is ranked 164,090th in the world and 89th in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thSmartest Citizens: 19thMost Cultured: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 28thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thMost Cheerful Citizens: 71stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thHighest Economic Output: 109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 129thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 222ndRudest Citizens: 225thFattest Citizens: 264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 334thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495thLargest Mining Sector: 509thLargest Insurance Industry: 545thMost Rebellious Youth: 559thLargest Gambling Industry: 606thLargest Agricultural Sector: 877thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,385thMost Avoided: 1,442ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,086thLargest Populations: 2,333rdMost Devout: 2,439thMost Developed: 2,702ndLargest Governments: 2,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,512thLargest Black Market: 6,460thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,027thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,945thMost Armed: 12,992ndNudest: 15,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,398th
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, Dienes Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.

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