Most Ignorant Citizens: 73rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 99th Nicest Citizens: 127th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Everybody's mortal but me
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Devoted Snails is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.273 billion Devoted Snailsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devoted Snails City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but sluggish Devoted Snailsian economy, worth 582 trillion Godly Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,903 Godly Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devoted Snails's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Blind Devotion.

Devoted Snails is ranked 179,511th in the world and 4,835th in Balder for Most Avoided, scoring 0.24 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 73rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 99thNicest Citizens: 127thMost Pacifist: 171stBest Weather: 266thMost Primitive: 290thLargest Populations: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 541stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 577thMost Devout: 596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 630thMost Beautiful Environments: 736thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,911thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,465thMost Authoritarian: 2,710thMost Extreme: 6,556thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,716th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionMost Extreme: 116th in the region

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