“Everybody's mortal but me”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Holy Empire of Devoted Snails is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its compassionate, cynical population of 23.475 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, socially-minded individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Defence and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devoted Snails City. The average income tax rate is 1%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Devoted Snails's national animal is the Dove, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Blind Devotion, and its currency is the Godly Shell.
Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago
- 97 minutes ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
- 6 days ago: Devoted Snails was ranked #1 in the region for Nicest Citizens.
- 12 days ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- 17 days ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 17 days ago: Devoted Snails was refounded in Balder.
- 103 days ago: Devoted Snails ceased to exist.
- 160 days ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
- 174 days ago: Devoted Snails was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
- 188 days ago: Devoted Snails fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.