The Reich of Deutschland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.192 billion Deutschlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaisertown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Deutschlandian economy, worth 505 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 45,144 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,079 per year while the poor average 5,016, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Deutschland's new capital. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Deutschland's national animal is the adler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Deutschland is ranked 289,874^th in the world and 52^nd in Eastern Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.83 law-abiding acts per hour.