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The Queen's State of Desmonwood

“Whatever Happens, Happens”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Ards

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The Queen's State of Desmonwood is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business policies. The cynical population of 8.87 billion Desmonwoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

School uniforms are compulsory, none has been named as Desmonwood's national religion, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Desmonwood's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is none, and its currency is the betale.

Desmonwood is ranked 1st in Ards and 93,600th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -62 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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