The Federation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Revolution is not the right of the people but the duty.
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Des-Bal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Aldremi with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and self-igniting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.204 billion Des-Balians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Des-Hagir. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Des-Balian economy, worth a remarkable 4,085 trillion Khuuls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 309,399 Khuuls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,759,840 per year while the poor average 4,617, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Scorpion Lasagne is a hit, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is almost non-existent. Des-Bal's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Des-Bal is ranked 2nd in House of Five Leaves and 12,917th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Des-Bal's influence in House of Five Leaves fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Des-Bal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Des-Bal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Des-Bal's influence in House of Five Leaves rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Des-Bal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Des-Bal fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Des-Bal fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Des-Bal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Des-Bal fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Des-Bal fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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