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The Friendly Republic of Dennisov

“Can we ever have too much of a good thing?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Friendly Republic of Dennisov is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Siddhārtha Gautama with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.576 billion Dennisovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ineptia but it is not clear why there. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime is totally unknown. Dennisov's national animal is the beardog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the quixote.

Dennisov is ranked 59th in Texas and 38,312th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • 5 days ago: Dennisov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Dennisov fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Dennisov, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

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