Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,966th Largest Populations: 7,956th Highest Economic Output: 9,167th
The Underground Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
We come from below... Bwahahahaha!!!!
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Underground Empire of Demonic Gophers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Zeek with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.891 billion Demonic Gophers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeth Gar. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Demgori economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion flower bulbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,254 flower bulbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Governments opposing Demonic Gophers are beset by rebels, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demonic Gophers's national animal is the gopher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Demonic Gophers is ranked 162,328th in the world and 1st in The Rodent Alliance for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,966thLargest Populations: 7,956thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,167thSafest: 9,326thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,360thHealthiest Citizens: 9,851stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,590thLargest Governments: 14,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,329thMost Cultured: 16,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,979th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Demonic Gophers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Demonic Gophers was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Demonic Gophers was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, governments opposing Demonic Gophers are beset by rebels.
  • : Demonic Gophers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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