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The State of Democratic Koyro

“One Mind, Solidarity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Esquarium

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The State of Democratic Koyro is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.219 billion Democratic Koyroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Democratic Koyro, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is State-Enforced Atheism, and its currency is the Token.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 220th in Esquarium and 120,447th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -661 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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