Most Corrupt Governments: 430th Lowest Crime Rates: 557th Healthiest Citizens: 1,251st
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Mind, Solidarity
Regional Influence
WAD Emeritus
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The State of Democratic Koyro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.421 billion Koys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The Democratic Koyroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,527 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, the media have began calling the government treasury "Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su's stash", and the last thing Democratic Koyroan soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpent Cult.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 15,611th in the world and 8th in Esquarium for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Corrupt Governments: 430thLowest Crime Rates: 557thHealthiest Citizens: 1,251stMost Influential: 1,270thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,703rdLargest Governments: 1,864thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,364thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,330thMost Authoritarian: 4,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,735thHighest Economic Output: 5,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,447thMost Stationary: 6,685thLargest Mining Sector: 7,999thLargest Populations: 8,289thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,235thTop
Most Conservative: 10,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,619thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,801stMost Cultured: 11,816thMost Extreme: 12,411thMost Income Equality: 15,611thSmartest Citizens: 15,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,410thHighest Average Incomes: 16,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,300th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Democratic Koyro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Democratic Koyro voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Social Liberal Union".
  • : Democratic Koyro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Social Liberal Union".
  • : Democratic Koyro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Democratic Koyro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Democratic Koyro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, the Top 5% for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Populations, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Democratic Koyro suppressed a post on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • : Democratic Koyro voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Democratic Koyro was endorsed by The Republic of Ossiva.
  • : Democratic Koyro's influence in Esquarium rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".


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