Most Corrupt Governments: 432nd Lowest Crime Rates: 554th Healthiest Citizens: 1,233rd
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Mind, Solidarity
Regional Influence
WAD Emeritus
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The State of Democratic Koyro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.286 billion Koys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansyu. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The Democratic Koyroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,591 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,527 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, the media have began calling the government treasury "Paramount Leader Ohanka Jon Bak-su's stash", and the last thing Democratic Koyroan soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Koyro's national animal is the Grass Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Serpent Cult.

Democratic Koyro is ranked 140,669th in the world and 91st in Esquarium for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.04 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 554thHealthiest Citizens: 1,233rdMost Influential: 1,286thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,672ndLargest Governments: 1,824thLargest Black Market: 1,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,873rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,880thMost Authoritarian: 3,512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,293rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,786thHighest Economic Output: 5,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,443rdMost Stationary: 6,815thLargest Mining Sector: 7,794thTop
Largest Populations: 8,317thMost Conservative: 8,760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,649thMost Extreme: 10,986thMost Cultured: 11,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,899thMost Income Equality: 12,837thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,617thSmartest Citizens: 15,692nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Democratic Koyro suppressed a post on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • : Democratic Koyro voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Democratic Koyro was endorsed by The Republic of Ossiva.
  • : Democratic Koyro's influence in Esquarium rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Democratic Koyro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Democratic Koyro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Democratic Koyro withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Democratic Koyro voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Democratic Koyro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Sexual Privacy".
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Koyro, the last thing Democratic Koyroan soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.


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