Population | 31.078 billion |
Capital | Pain |
Currency | Yen-lite |
Animal | non frolicking snake |
The R u ready to freak an r of Democratic Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 31.078 billion Democratic Donkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pain. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Democratic Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,577 trillion Yen-lites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,118 Yen-lites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, Democratic Donkeysian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Donkeys's national animal is the non frolicking snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Democratic Donkeys is ranked 187,969th in the world and 3,347th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 65.81011760372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Democratic Donkeys lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Democratic Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Democratic Donkeys's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Democratic Donkeys relocated from Osiris to The North Pacific.
- : Democratic Donkeys was refounded in Osiris.
- : Democratic Donkeys ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Democratic Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Democratic Donkeys's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Democratic Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Democratic Donkeys lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.