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Largest Populations: 3,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,002ndHighest Economic Output: 5,653rd
The R u ready to freak an r of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I’m just here so I don’t get fined
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Democratic Donkeys

Population31.078 billion

CapitalPain

CurrencyYen-lite
Animalnon frolicking snake

The R u ready to freak an r of Democratic Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 31.078 billion Democratic Donkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pain. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Democratic Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,577 trillion Yen-lites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,118 Yen-lites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, Democratic Donkeysian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Donkeys's national animal is the non frolicking snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic Donkeys is ranked 187,969th in the world and 3,347th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 65.81011760372 days.

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Largest Populations: 3,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,002ndHighest Economic Output: 5,653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,574thMost Secular: 8,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,541stMost Cultured: 10,299thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,349thSmartest Citizens: 13,502ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,570thSafest: 15,712thMost Patriotic: 15,821stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,394thLargest Black Market: 17,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,632ndLargest Governments: 18,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,452ndBest Weather: 26,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,858th
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Largest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 243rd in the regionMost Secular: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 444th in the regionMost Patriotic: 454th in the regionMost Cultured: 464th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 535th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 671st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 681st in the regionSafest: 687th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 690th in the region

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