The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vittoria agli Assassini!
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Sultanate of Demis Puppet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mentor with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.358 billion Demis Puppetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Demis Puppetian economy, worth 390 trillion Dilions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,662 Dilions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, Demis Puppet's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demis Puppet's national animal is the Valencine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Demis Puppet is ranked 2nd in Omega Assassins and 103,279th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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