The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vittoria agli Assassini!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sultanate of Demis Puppet is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mentor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.211 billion Demis Puppetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Demis Puppetian economy, worth 458 trillion Dilions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,985 Dilions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demis Puppet's national animal is the Valencine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Demis Puppet is ranked 2nd in Omega Assassins and 85,062nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 0 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demis Puppet, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • : Demis Puppet was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Demis Puppet, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.
  • : Demis Puppet was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Demis Puppet, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Demis Puppet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Demis Puppet, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Demis Puppet, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Demis Puppet fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Demis Puppet's influence in Omega Assassins fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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