Most Efficient Economies: 421st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 869th Rudest Citizens: 911th
The Protectorate of
Right-wing Utopia
Homo Homini Lupus Est
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Protectorate of Delsola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector Dragutin Krešo Petrović with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.781 billion Delsolans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titanusan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delsolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion Krelas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 259,531 Krelas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Delsolan Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", books are so highly regarded in Delsola that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Delsola's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Titanism.

Delsola is ranked 177,885th in the world and 7th in Aeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 421stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 869thRudest Citizens: 911thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 977thLargest Retail Industry: 979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,012thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,381stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,489thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,825thHighest Average Incomes: 1,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,098thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,587thLargest Mining Sector: 2,652ndHighest Economic Output: 2,737thMost Devout: 3,620thFattest Citizens: 3,755thMost Influential: 3,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,328thMost Avoided: 4,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,358thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,485thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,451stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,935thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,754thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,443rdLargest Black Market: 11,257thLargest Populations: 11,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,130thLargest Governments: 14,694thSafest: 14,875thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,587th

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