Most Efficient Economies: 414th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 890th Rudest Citizens: 945th
The Protectorate of
Right-wing Utopia
Homo Homini Lupus Est
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Protectorate of Delsola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector Dragutin Krešo Petrović with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.974 billion Delsolans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titanusan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delsolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Krelas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 259,295 Krelas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Delsolan Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", books are so highly regarded in Delsola that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Delsola's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Titanism.

Delsola is ranked 146,936th in the world and 19th in Aeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -18.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 890thRudest Citizens: 945thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 976thLargest Retail Industry: 1,002ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,395thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,496thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,868thHighest Average Incomes: 1,961stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,602ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,671stHighest Economic Output: 2,717thMost Devout: 3,695thFattest Citizens: 3,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,311thMost Avoided: 4,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,361stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,510thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,026thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,741stLowest Crime Rates: 9,888thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,069thLargest Black Market: 11,134thLargest Populations: 11,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,587thMost Influential: 13,725thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,133rdSafest: 14,346thLargest Governments: 15,002nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Delsola's influence in Aeia fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Contender".


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