The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.139 billion Deep south Borlandites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 501 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,762 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, a government program is underway to revitalize Deep south Borland's beaches, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 117th in Wysteria and 118,990th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -29 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Deep south Borland lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a government program is underway to revitalize Deep south Borland's beaches.
  • : Deep south Borland was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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