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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its superstitious fear of technology. The compassionate population of 22.814 billion Deep south Borlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, a government program is underway to revitalize Deep south Borland's beaches, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told, and its currency is the Sacrament.

Deep south Borland is ranked 79th in Wysteria and 57,229th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a government program is underway to revitalize Deep south Borland's beaches.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 4 days ago: Deep south Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 4 days ago: Deep south Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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