The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.973 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 494 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,609 Sacraments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 136th in Wysteria and 129,494th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -32 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 minutes ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Deep south Borland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.

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