The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.285 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 468 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,543 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 4th in Wysteria and 335th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 398 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems.

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