The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.241 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 472 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,330 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 161st in Wysteria and 123,912th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 minutes ago

  • 88 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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