The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.579 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 483 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,500 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and Deep south Borland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 742 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Deep south Borland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.

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