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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.912 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 437 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,866 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 15th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 98.41 Years.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdMost Pacifist: 3rdNicest Citizens: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 15thBest Weather: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndMost Cultured: 85thLargest Governments: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 90thMost Corrupt Governments: 216thMost Stationary: 633rdLargest Populations: 1,097thTop
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Most Influential: 4,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,233rdTop
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Most Conservative: 16,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,989th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.

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