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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland

“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.062 billion Deep south Borlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandian economy, worth 467 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,279 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 171st in Wysteria and 115,771st in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 33 minutes ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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