The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.748 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 488 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,558 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Most Devout, scoring 4,889 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • 5 days ago: Deep south Borland lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.

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