Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.067 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 487 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 18,001 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, Deep south Borlandites have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 2nd in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 363.67 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdNicest Citizens: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thBest Weather: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 47thLargest Governments: 78thMost Cultured: 93rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 239thMost Stationary: 577thLargest Populations: 1,046thTop
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Most Influential: 4,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,535thMost Income Equality: 7,858thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,807thMost Conservative: 12,791st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Deep south Borlandites have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, dining out often involves Lambs on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, research into 'designer babies' is banned.

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