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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland

“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate population of 21.357 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, nudity is frowned upon, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told, and its currency is the Sacrament.

Deep south Borland is ranked 204th in Wysteria and 122,707th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -50 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 95 minutes ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Deep south Borland's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Wysteria.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.

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