Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.124 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 445 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,063 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Deep south Borland to take advantage of its clear night skies, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and Deep south Borland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 99,530th in the world and 57th in Wysteria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 153.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdNicest Citizens: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 7thLongest Average Lifespans: 15thBest Weather: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndMost Cultured: 84thLargest Governments: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 222ndMost Stationary: 622ndLargest Populations: 1,093rdTop
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Most Influential: 4,508thMost Conservative: 5,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,959thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,575thMost Authoritarian: 13,218th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Deep south Borland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, astronomers are flocking to Deep south Borland to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.

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