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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.298 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 454 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,293 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 167,816th in the world and 124th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 2 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdNicest Citizens: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 7thLongest Average Lifespans: 15thBest Weather: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thLargest Governments: 86thMost Cultured: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 226thMost Stationary: 618thLargest Populations: 1,087thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,974thMost Influential: 4,503rdMost Authoritarian: 5,304thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,545thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,718thMost Income Equality: 14,150th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.

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