The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.347 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 507 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,840 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 81st in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 19 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Deep south Borland was ranked #1 in the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.

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