Largest Retail Industry: 84th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.811 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,244 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 432,643 derhkhes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,713,484 per year while the poor average 29,177, a ratio of 93.0 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 57,946th in the world and 2nd in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Most Authoritarian, with 0.5 Stalins.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 84thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thMost Avoided: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thFattest Citizens: 121stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130thLargest Insurance Industry: 134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208thLargest Gambling Industry: 233rdHighest Average Incomes: 277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334thMost Devout: 391stLargest Mining Sector: 401stMost Efficient Economies: 477thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 759thRudest Citizens: 906thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 951stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,034thHighest Economic Output: 1,171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,548thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,756thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,318thMost Armed: 4,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,843rdMost Pro-Market: 5,955thLargest Black Market: 7,116thLowest Crime Rates: 7,446thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 11,267thLargest Populations: 12,033rdMost Stationary: 13,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,169thMost Influential: 16,710th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : De hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the bo'i borulukh is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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