The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.253 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 388,575 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,707,885 per year while the poor average 19,332, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, the government snoops on private internet connections, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and oracles predict landslide victories for a ikharul dede for the next 50 years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a ikhakikharul-dede Westboro Baptist.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 249th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 24 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, oracles predict landslide victories for a ikharul dede for the next 50 years.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, tabloids coo over A ikharul dede's expected child.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 4 days ago: De hork was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).

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