The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.66 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 3,055 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 398,831 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,869,016 per year while the poor average 17,858, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a ikhakikharul-dede Westboro Baptist.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 2,164th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 469.228 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in De hork's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, much of De hork's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, Harry Potter books are banned.

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