Largest Retail Industry: 82nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.612 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,131 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 429,841 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,924,379 per year while the poor average 23,048, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging a ikharul dede's life, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and oracles predict landslide victories for a ikharul dede for the next 50 years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 97.3 Whatever.

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Largest Retail Industry: 82ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106thFattest Citizens: 119thMost Avoided: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 128thLargest Insurance Industry: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158thMost Corrupt Governments: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 218thLargest Gambling Industry: 232ndHighest Average Incomes: 271stMost Ignorant Citizens: 313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321stLargest Mining Sector: 402ndMost Devout: 418thMost Efficient Economies: 484thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 868thRudest Citizens: 874thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 991stHighest Economic Output: 1,204thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,580thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,824thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,980thMost Extreme: 3,393rdMost Pro-Market: 3,983rdMost Armed: 4,263rdMost Conservative: 5,234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,817thLargest Black Market: 7,195thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7,739thLargest Populations: 12,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,821stMost Stationary: 14,288th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, oracles predict landslide victories for a ikharul dede for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging a ikharul dede's life.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled De hork with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.

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