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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society

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The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a huge, economically powerful nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 689 million, all of whom are zombies, arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh, and its currency is the derhkhe.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 236th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

De hork is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 689,124,449

Dead: 5,300,978,957

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 26 days ago: De hork changed its national motto to "goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh".

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