Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th Largest Retail Industry: 87th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.965 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,317 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 433,242 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,947,520 per year while the poor average 23,230, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 155,555th in the world and 8th in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.03 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85thLargest Retail Industry: 87thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116thMost Avoided: 120thFattest Citizens: 122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 133rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 212thLargest Gambling Industry: 242ndHighest Average Incomes: 287thMost Ignorant Citizens: 311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346thMost Devout: 410thLargest Mining Sector: 414thMost Efficient Economies: 487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 774thRudest Citizens: 865thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 949thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,044thHighest Economic Output: 1,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,489thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,744thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,034thMost Armed: 4,693rdMost Pro-Market: 5,197thMost Extreme: 5,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,908thLargest Black Market: 7,149thLowest Crime Rates: 7,530thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,602ndLargest Populations: 12,012thMost Stationary: 13,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,681st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : De hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the arulderh Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.

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