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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheturderh a shemashe a komshana de’ukhiukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society


The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by a ikharul a de-de with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.385 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

The government is a law unto itself, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Bo'i borulukh Lasagne is a hit, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh, and its currency is the derhkhe.

De hork is ranked 3rd in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 111,938th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -638 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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