The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.782 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 3,615 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 411,673 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,868,852 per year while the poor average 20,481, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and fraternities are notoriously exclusive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 1,955th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 489.4 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, people all over De hork are dying of 'Mad Bo'i borulukh Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.

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