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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society

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The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.295 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in De hork, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer derhkhes to support the Arms Manufacturing industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh, and its currency is the derhkhe.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 233rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 40 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government is spending billions of taxpayer derhkhes to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in De hork.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the Great De hork Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in De hork's many privately-owned prisons.

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