The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.903 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 381,717 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,040,103 per year while the poor average 11,394, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', new urban roads are threatening city parks, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 21,658th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 18.56 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 47 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, much of De hork's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.

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