The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.453 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,928 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 392,994 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,921,262 per year while the poor average 15,641, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a ikhakikharul-dede Westboro Baptist.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 5,921st in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 21 hours ago: De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (De hork has found 4 easter eggs).
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (De hork has found 4 easter eggs).
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, military service is compulsory.

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