The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.742 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,558 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 379,541 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,526,572 per year while the poor average 3,776, a ratio of 933 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 94th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 28 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: De hork was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 15 hours ago: De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: De hork was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.

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