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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society

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The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.533 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 379,929 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,137,939 per year while the poor average 9,450, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, most academic research has ground to a halt, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as De hork's House of Parliament, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 502nd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as De hork's House of Parliament.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: De hork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.

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