Largest Retail Industry: 66th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88th
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
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Rare
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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.18 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,142 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 406,919 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,117,130 per year while the poor average 14,396, a ratio of 216 to 1.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, criminals are thrown to the bo'i borulukhs to repay their debt to society, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 348th in the world and 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 36,256.68 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 66thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thLargest Insurance Industry: 106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118thFattest Citizens: 120thMost Avoided: 125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164thLargest Gambling Industry: 166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thMost Corrupt Governments: 215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 305thLargest Mining Sector: 348thHighest Average Incomes: 362ndMost Devout: 386thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 615thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 788thRudest Citizens: 820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,148thHighest Economic Output: 1,275thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,433rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,546thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,958thMost Pro-Market: 4,584thMost Extreme: 5,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,384thLowest Crime Rates: 6,939thLargest Black Market: 7,324thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,595thMost Conservative: 11,739thMost Stationary: 12,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,366thMost Influential: 16,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,933rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : De hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential.
  • : De hork was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, criminals are thrown to the bo'i borulukhs to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.

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