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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society

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The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.918 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh, and its currency is the derhkhe.

De hork is ranked 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 2,021st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 172 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 14 days ago: De hork changed its national motto to "goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh".
  • 33 days ago: De hork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 1%).
  • 50 days ago: De hork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 1%).
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government seizes all major gold finds.

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