The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.019 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 384,727 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,681,067 per year while the poor average 19,140, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh.

De hork is ranked 3rd in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 140,345th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -26 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.

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