The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.843 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 403,623 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,647,292 per year while the poor average 24,096, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a ikhakikharul-dede Westboro Baptist.

De hork is ranked 4th in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 130,093rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -6,584 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.

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