Largest Retail Industry: 70th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.619 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,335 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 408,272 derhkhes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,410,006 per year while the poor average 32,047, a ratio of 75.2 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for a ikharul dede's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 118th in the world and 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Most Avoided, scoring 3,477.93 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndLargest Insurance Industry: 113thMost Avoided: 118thFattest Citizens: 122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 136thLargest Gambling Industry: 161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 295thLargest Mining Sector: 305thHighest Average Incomes: 358thMost Devout: 381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 446thMost Efficient Economies: 483rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 587thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 818thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,147thHighest Economic Output: 1,214thRudest Citizens: 1,443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,472ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,016thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,495thLowest Crime Rates: 6,628thLargest Black Market: 7,303rdMost Pro-Market: 8,909thTop
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Most Extreme: 9,417thLargest Populations: 11,313thMost Stationary: 11,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,872ndMost Influential: 15,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,146th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : De hork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for a ikharul dede's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the giant 80-storey carving of a ikharul dede in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.

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