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The A telkiderh koma of De hork

“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode’ukh”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society

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The A telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.553 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the government seizes all major gold finds, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a Khe'e Boturukh, and its currency is the derhkhe.

De hork is ranked 3rd in toilet arsonist appreciation society and 111,321st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -5,983.5 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in De hork, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in De hork, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 15 days ago: De hork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).

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