Highest Wealthy Incomes: 65th Largest Retail Industry: 84th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Telkiderh koma of De hork is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.415 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 4,018 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 426,772 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,281,731 per year while the poor average 14,862, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Flogging is all the rage, the bo'i borulukh is believed to be extinct, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De hork is ranked 181,319th in the world and 7th in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.86 Years.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 65thLargest Retail Industry: 84thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92ndMost Avoided: 119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129thLargest Insurance Industry: 130thFattest Citizens: 140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158thMost Corrupt Governments: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 229thHighest Average Incomes: 268thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329thMost Ignorant Citizens: 332ndLargest Mining Sector: 402ndMost Devout: 427thMost Efficient Economies: 496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 542ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 752ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 911thRudest Citizens: 1,112thHighest Economic Output: 1,241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,797thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,851stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,436thMost Pro-Market: 3,092ndMost Extreme: 3,292ndMost Armed: 5,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,406thLargest Black Market: 7,278thLowest Crime Rates: 8,145thTop
Most Conservative: 11,029thLargest Populations: 12,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,771stMost Stationary: 14,650thMost Influential: 17,690th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the bo'i borulukh is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in De hork, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : De hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.


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