Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,203rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,408th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,421st
The United Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Republic of Datalass is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kasell with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.587 billion Datalassians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangier. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Datalassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Datals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,740 Datals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalass's national animal is the Drop Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NA.

Datalass is ranked 99,164th in the world and 3rd in Red Squadron for Most Stationary, with 28.58729420412 Days.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,421stHealthiest Citizens: 5,299thMost Developed: 5,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,022ndHighest Economic Output: 6,116thBest Weather: 6,187thLowest Crime Rates: 6,718thLargest Governments: 6,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,136thLargest Populations: 8,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,737thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,340thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,125thSmartest Citizens: 16,398thMost Average: 17,634thMost Cultured: 18,080thHighest Average Incomes: 18,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,426th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Datalass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Datalass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Datalass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Longest Average Lifespans, Highest Poor Incomes, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Largest Populations.
  • : Datalass's influence in Red Squadron rose from "Zero" to "Squire".


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