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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen

“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.971 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Imperial Catholicism, and its currency is the Credit.

DarthStassen is ranked 24th in Central Eastern Europe and 111,345th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -564 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.

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