Most Scientifically Advanced: 86th Highest Poor Incomes: 86th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 99th
The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.171 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth an astonishing 10,654 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 528,187 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, priests are being drafted by the church load, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 439th in the world and 1st in Central Eastern Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 369.73 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 86thHighest Poor Incomes: 86thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Avoided: 119thHighest Average Incomes: 120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 159thHighest Economic Output: 180thMost Efficient Economies: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 218thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327thLargest Insurance Industry: 338thFattest Citizens: 340thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419thMost Corrupt Governments: 439thLargest Black Market: 442ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 458thRudest Citizens: 460thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 514thMost Armed: 532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 637thLargest Retail Industry: 647thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 728thSmartest Citizens: 850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,165thLargest Governments: 1,356thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,752ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,938thMost Influential: 2,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,480thLargest Populations: 3,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,714thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,698th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : DarthStassen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, DarthStassen is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.

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