Most Scientifically Advanced: 79th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd Most Avoided: 118th
The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
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Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.754 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth an astonishing 10,075 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 510,071 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at DarthStassen's universities, children often kick dachshunds for amusement, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned dachshundball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 181,729th in the world and 19th in Central Eastern Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.05 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdMost Avoided: 118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 137thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 175thHighest Poor Incomes: 176thHighest Economic Output: 200thMost Efficient Economies: 209thLargest Mining Sector: 220thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 220thFattest Citizens: 297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 322ndLargest Insurance Industry: 393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 467thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 467thRudest Citizens: 487thMost Armed: 513thLargest Gambling Industry: 659thLargest Retail Industry: 729thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 794thLargest Black Market: 810thSmartest Citizens: 872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 889thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,248thLargest Governments: 1,344thMost Stationary: 1,803rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,021stMost Influential: 2,093rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,172ndLargest Populations: 3,054thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,476thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,889thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,278thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,677thLowest Crime Rates: 13,525th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned dachshundball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, children often kick dachshunds for amusement.
  • : DarthStassen was endorsed by The Republic of Sendo.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at DarthStassen's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, Max Barry is this year's Miss DarthStassen.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.

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