The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.409 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,035 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 461,584 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,557 per year while the poor average 87,264, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Credit battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 29th in Central Eastern Europe and 140,703rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -730 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Credit battlesuits.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 5 days ago: DarthStassen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as DarthStassen's House of Parliament.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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