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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen

“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.103 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Imperial Catholicism, and its currency is the Credit.

DarthStassen is ranked 26th in Central Eastern Europe and 113,908th in the world for Best Weather, with -3,275 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: DarthStassen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: DarthStassen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, DarthStassen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Letonija, Crocroatia, and Pannonia and Dalmatia.

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