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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen

“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.177 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Imperial Catholicism, and its currency is the Credit.

DarthStassen is ranked 1st in Central Eastern Europe and 119th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 26 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 78 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 23 hours ago: DarthStassen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 Infinite Loop".
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled DarthStassen with a very polite populace.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: DarthStassen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World University for Peace".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, billions of Credits are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Letonija, Crocroatia, Pannonia and Dalmatia, and Balticaden.

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