The Infinite Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.077 billion Imperials are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 7,798 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 456,668 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,395,027 per year while the poor average 115,871, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, governments opposing DarthStassen are beset by rebels, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 28th in Central Eastern Europe and 123,938th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -716 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, governments opposing DarthStassen are beset by rebels.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: DarthStassen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: DarthStassen was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: DarthStassen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Letonija, Cadelandia, Central European Slavic nations, and Calgolifa.

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