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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen

“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Central Eastern Europe


The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.757 billion DarthStassenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Imperial Catholicism, and its currency is the Credit.

DarthStassen is ranked 21st in Central Eastern Europe and 112,164th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -95 on the Enoch Index.

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