The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.578 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,149 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 463,613 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,723,095 per year while the poor average 87,648, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 1st in Central Eastern Europe and 108th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: DarthStassen fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: DarthStassen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.

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