The Infinite Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.844 billion Imperials are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,374 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 469,290 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Königsberg, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 30th in Central Eastern Europe and 127,703rd in the world for Best Weather, with -2,495 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: DarthStassen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Status in Wartime".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Königsberg.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in DarthStassen, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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