Healthiest Citizens: 9,041st Most Developed: 9,044th Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,480th
The Medieval Principality of
Father Knows Best State
Carpe diem
King Edmund IV
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The Medieval Principality of Danestate is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edmund IV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.796 billion Danes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of York. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danestatean economy, worth 464 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 96,898 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Danestatean Liberator", and a United Kingdom Tourist Association survey has rated Danestate #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danestate's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Danestate is ranked 44,582nd in the world and 114th in United Kingdom for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Healthiest Citizens: 9,041stMost Developed: 9,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,824thBest Weather: 10,322ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,158thMost Efficient Economies: 13,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,534th
Most Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the region

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