Largest Welfare Programs: 146th Most Developed: 147th Most Pacifist: 167th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Danesopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.848 billion Danesopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Danesopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,772 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danesopia's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Stephen Fry Cult.

Danesopia is ranked 177,233rd in the world and 5,162nd in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Welfare Programs: 146thMost Developed: 147thMost Pacifist: 167thMost Cultured: 171stNicest Citizens: 201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 211thMost Inclusive: 223rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245thHealthiest Citizens: 266thLongest Average Lifespans: 276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 289thMost Beautiful Environments: 386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 454thLargest Governments: 471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 520thBest Weather: 524thSafest: 646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 712thSmartest Citizens: 773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 914thLowest Crime Rates: 965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,645thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,943rdMost Influential: 1,994thHighest Average Incomes: 2,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,999thHighest Economic Output: 3,668thTop
Most Devout: 10,248thMost Efficient Economies: 11,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,457thLargest Populations: 16,086th
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 440th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 509th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danesopia was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Powthran.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Danesopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Danesopia's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.


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