Largest Welfare Programs: 116th Most Cultured: 274th Most Pacifist: 301st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Similia Similibus Solvuntur
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Constitutional Monarchy of Danesopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by HBM Doge Grimoald KG GCB OMRI with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.658 billion Danesopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danorum. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Danesopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,641 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,356 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, refugees from other nations are flocking to Danesopia's border, astronomers are flocking to Danesopia to take advantage of its clear night skies, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danesopia's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Stephen Fry Cult.

Danesopia is ranked 573rd in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.52 Years.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 116thMost Cultured: 274thMost Pacifist: 301stNicest Citizens: 320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 395thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 476thMost Developed: 548thHighest Poor Incomes: 554thLongest Average Lifespans: 573rdHealthiest Citizens: 648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 799thMost Inclusive: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 838thLargest Governments: 876thMost Beautiful Environments: 884thSafest: 1,193rdBest Weather: 1,233rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,514thSmartest Citizens: 1,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,666thLowest Crime Rates: 1,755thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,658thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,739thMost Influential: 3,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,189thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,400thHighest Average Incomes: 3,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,915thMost Devout: 4,175thHighest Economic Output: 5,221stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,188thMost Income Equality: 14,160thLargest Populations: 17,828th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Devout: 196th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 374th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danesopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, astronomers are flocking to Danesopia to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Danesopia's border.
  • : Danesopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Danesopia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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