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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

“Ad astra per aspera”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Passenly Barr-Dayg with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.902 billion Damanucans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triolin. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, punitive tariffs protect local industry, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the government pours millions of damanucan liras into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damanucus's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the damanucan lira.

Damanucus is ranked 226th in New Warsaw Pact and 113,954th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vestriar.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the government pours millions of damanucan liras into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 6 days ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Empire of AdyLand.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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