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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

“Ad astra per aspera”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Passenly Barr-Dayg with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.787 billion Damanucans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triolin. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damanucus's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the damanucan lira.

Damanucus is ranked 1st in New Warsaw Pact and 409th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,687.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 16 hours ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Empire of Titanus.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The interstellar assembly of Ricks.
  • 4 days ago: Damanucus lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.

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