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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

“Ad astra per aspera”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Passenly Barr-Dayg with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.764 billion Damanucans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triolin. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damanucus's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the damanucan lira.

Damanucus is ranked 113th in New Warsaw Pact and 61,787th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -24 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The interstellar assembly of Ricks.
  • 8 hours ago: Damanucus lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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