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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

“Ad astra per aspera”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Passenly Barr-Dayg with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.575 billion Damanucans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triolin. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Damanucus to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damanucus's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the damanucan lira.

Damanucus is ranked 145th in New Warsaw Pact and 61,990th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.256 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Damanucus to be bombproof.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, voting is compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 7 days ago: Damanucus was endorsed by The Post-Great War Republic of The New American commonwealth.

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