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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

“Ad astra per aspera”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Passenly Barr-Dayg with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 12.304 billion Damanucans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triolin. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, abortions are routinely performed in Damanucus's hospitals, and the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damanucus's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the damanucan lira.

Damanucus is ranked 131st in New Warsaw Pact and 59,201st in the world for Nudest, with 126 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, abortions are routinely performed in Damanucus's hospitals.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Damanucus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, guns are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Damanucus, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Damanucus Blood Tithe.

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