The Technocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
The stars are for the rest of us.
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Technocracy of Dagnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grazyna Bukowska with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.12 billion Dagnians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medinat al-MaSdar. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dagnian economy, worth an astonishing 10,047 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 434,595 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,900,288 per year while the poor average 62,702, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Dagnia has found 5 easter eggs), marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, military spending recently hit a new high, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Dagnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dagnia's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dagnianism.

Dagnia is ranked 15th in Galts Gulch and 125,748th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -33 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 52 minutes ago

  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Dagnia.
  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Dagnia has found 5 easter eggs).
  • 51 minutes ago: Dagnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 51 minutes ago: Dagnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Testing Safety"".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Dagnia's universities.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Dagnia, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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