The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.158 billion Daedra1ans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 15,206 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 754,363 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,230,482 per year while the poor average 18,765, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 1st in Lazarus and 13th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 5,066 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Daedra1a was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, protests are illegal.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.

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