The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Capitalist Paradise
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.101 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 16,179 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 766,776 Expected Returns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,621,383 per year while the poor average 57,222, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, it's always rabbit season, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 2,163rd in Lazarus and 73,313th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the Risk-free Asset is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.

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