The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.015 billion Daedra1ans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 15,038 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 751,385 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,405,125 per year while the poor average 33,644, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Daedra1a. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 4,003rd in Lazarus and 125,809th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -43 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Daedra1a.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Opulentia.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Daedra1a, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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