The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Audentes fortuna juvat.
Dacjan
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Dacjan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dacjan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.768 billion Federals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Morgul. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Federal economy, worth a remarkable 1,607 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 136,641 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", discarded pennies litter the streets, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dacjan's national animal is the Woulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science and Technology.

Dacjan is ranked 3,319th in Lazarus and 125,444th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -163.12 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • 10 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 11 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Dacjan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 30 days ago: Dacjan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 33 days ago: Dacjan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Dacjan, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Dacjan, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.

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