Most Influential: 991st Largest Black Market: 2,764th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,354th
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The Republic of Czarcozi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wallace Ein with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.677 billion Czarcozians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psilocybe. The average income tax rate is 87.5%.

The strong Czarcozian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion sonno a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,316 sonno, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czarcozi's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Czarcozi.

Czarcozi is ranked 59,545th in the world and 130th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,587.55 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 991stTop
Largest Black Market: 2,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,343rdNudest: 4,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,851stBest Weather: 4,982ndLargest Populations: 5,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,645thHighest Economic Output: 9,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,144thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,129thLowest Crime Rates: 15,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,491stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,984th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Czarcozi's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Minnow" to "Instigator".
  • : Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Czarcozi relocated from Lazarus to The Alliance of Dictators.
  • : Czarcozi was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Czarcozi ceased to exist.
  • : Czarcozi was endorsed by The United States of Hansdeltania.
  • : Czarcozi was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".


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