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The Republic of Czarcozi

“Freedom Lies in Being Bold”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Alliance of Dictators


The Republic of Czarcozi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wallace Ein with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.216 billion Czarcozians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psilocybe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czarcozi's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Church of Czarcozi, and its currency is the sonnos.

Czarcozi is ranked 128th in The Alliance of Dictators and 102,825th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -5 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Czarcozi fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Czarcozi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 23 days ago: Czarcozi was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Technocratic Corporates.
  • 28 days ago: Czarcozi endorsed The Empire of Laturb.
  • 30 days ago: Czarcozi was endorsed by The Empire of Laturb.
  • 38 days ago: Czarcozi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
  • 38 days ago: Czarcozi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Legal Competence".


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