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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod

“Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.”Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators


The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.089 billion Cyrodoons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 4,824 trillion Cyrod Emperors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 596,376 Cyrod Emperors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,911,529 per year while the poor average 35,604, a ratio of 109 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism.

Cyrod is ranked 22nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 4,281st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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