Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st Largest Insurance Industry: 44th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.856 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 6,700 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 617,198 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,569,954 per year while the poor average 96,895, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 16,290th in the world and 54th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,804.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Black Market: 81stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdMost Subsidized Industry: 96thLargest Mining Sector: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 104thLargest Retail Industry: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157thMost Avoided: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 287thFattest Citizens: 389thHighest Economic Output: 474thLargest Governments: 519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 574thLargest Gambling Industry: 673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 676thMost Devout: 939thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,112thRudest Citizens: 1,634thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,760thNudest: 4,424thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,989thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,661stMost Stationary: 6,874thMost Influential: 8,154thLargest Populations: 9,554thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,525thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,087thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,576thMost Conservative: 14,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,290thHighest Drug Use: 16,703rd
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the region

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