The Despotic Pathocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.412 billion Cyrodoons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 5,154 trillion Cyrod Emperors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 612,782 Cyrod Emperors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,555,013 per year while the poor average 24,389, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the tenet of free speech is held dear, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism.

Cyrod is ranked 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 65th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 2,987 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 minutes ago

  • 77 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 77 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 77 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 11 hours ago: Cyrod was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, oracles predict landslide victories for Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod for the next 50 years.

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