The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Cyrod is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.554 billion Cyrodoons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 5,295 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 619,054 Cyrod Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,314,035 per year while the poor average 30,798, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Cyrod-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism.

Cyrod is ranked 203rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 140,105th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -22 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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