Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th Largest Insurance Industry: 41st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.186 billion Cyrodoons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 7,117 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 636,244 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,441,572 per year while the poor average 114,305, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as Cyrod prepares to bomb the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 77th in the world and 3rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 22,213.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Black Market: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 77thMost Subsidized Industry: 85thLargest Mining Sector: 91stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Corrupt Governments: 105thLargest Retail Industry: 114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209thMost Avoided: 213thMost Efficient Economies: 240thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 272ndFattest Citizens: 334thHighest Economic Output: 427thLargest Governments: 543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 586thLargest Gambling Industry: 678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 768thMost Devout: 950thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,079thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,589thRudest Citizens: 1,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,873rdNudest: 3,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,389thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,221stMost Stationary: 6,698thTop
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Most Conservative: 7,849thMost Influential: 8,199thLargest Populations: 9,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,555thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,616th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as Cyrod prepares to bomb the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.

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