The Despotic Pathocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Lord Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.278 billion Cyrodoons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 5,071 trillion Cyrod Emperors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 612,695 Cyrod Emperors, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,407,455 per year while the poor average 27,434, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Cyrod's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism.

Cyrod is ranked 202nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 125,321st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -21 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, Cyrod's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, governments opposing Cyrod are beset by rebels.

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