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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod

“Azag Xul La Sanan Anpa Ensi. ”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.293 billion Cyrodoon Servitors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inner Barathrum. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cyrod's national animal is the Black Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism, and its currency is the Cyrod Emperor.

Cyrod is ranked 175th in The Alliance of Dictators and 112,045th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -110 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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