The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.366 billion Cyrodoons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 5,445 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 525,283 Cyrod Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,952,305 per year while the poor average 99,307, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 67th in The Alliance of Dictators and 13,951st in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 30 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Cyrod fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.

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