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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod

“Azag Xul La Sanan Anpa Ensi. ”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.94 billion Cyrodoon Servitors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inner Barathrum. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Military spending is on the increase, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cyrod's national animal is the Black Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism, and its currency is the Cyrod Emperor.

Cyrod is ranked 204th in The Alliance of Dictators and 111,989th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -72 on the Enoch Index.

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