Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd Largest Insurance Industry: 44th
The Decaying Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Decaying Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.736 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 7,461 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 635,820 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,692,174 per year while the poor average 97,007, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 727th in the world and 6th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 28,357.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54thHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Black Market: 76thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82ndMost Subsidized Industry: 98thLargest Mining Sector: 98thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 108thLargest Retail Industry: 130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150thMost Avoided: 229thMost Efficient Economies: 241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 294thFattest Citizens: 360thHighest Economic Output: 416thLargest Governments: 588thLargest Gambling Industry: 727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 909thMost Devout: 921stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,175thHighest Drug Use: 1,285thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,838thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,642ndRudest Citizens: 2,919thNudest: 4,934thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,900thMost Stationary: 6,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,880thMost Influential: 8,173rdLargest Populations: 8,996thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,241stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,153rdMost Conservative: 12,119thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,167thMost Extreme: 16,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,954th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cyrod's many privately-owned prisons.

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