Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod

“Azag Xul La Sanan Anpa Ensi.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Despotic Pathocracy of Cyrod is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by the Lugal of Cyrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.818 billion Cyrodoon Servitors are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inner Barathrum. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', the government seizes all major gold finds, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cyrod Emperors to support the Arms Manufacturing industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cyrod's national animal is the Black Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Cyrodoon Immisericoricism, and its currency is the Cyrod Emperor.

Cyrod is ranked 3rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 133rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 minutes ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cyrod Emperors to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrod, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics