Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th Largest Insurance Industry: 41st
The Decaying Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Decaying Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.541 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 7,345 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 636,427 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,694,745 per year while the poor average 97,099, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, every week is blindness awareness week, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 726th in the world and 7th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 28,308.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54thHighest Average Incomes: 59thLargest Black Market: 73rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74thMost Subsidized Industry: 92ndLargest Mining Sector: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thLargest Retail Industry: 126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145thMost Avoided: 222ndMost Efficient Economies: 244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 272ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 285thFattest Citizens: 355thHighest Economic Output: 425thLargest Governments: 574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 638thLargest Gambling Industry: 726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 840thMost Devout: 904thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,153rdHighest Drug Use: 1,317thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,826thRudest Citizens: 2,734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,781stNudest: 4,401stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,184thMost Stationary: 6,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,553rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7,922ndMost Influential: 8,065thLargest Populations: 9,134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,526thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,360thMost Conservative: 11,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,343rdMost Extreme: 14,334th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cyrod's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, Emperor Samael Cyrod's new android secretary is the latest media darling.

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