Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st Largest Insurance Industry: 43rd
The Decaying Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Decaying Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.376 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 7,170 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 630,313 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,691,574 per year while the poor average 94,773, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

Emperor Samael Cyrod's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cyrod's many privately-owned prisons, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 548th in the world and 9th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Governments, scoring 62.35 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Black Market: 76thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 97thMost Subsidized Industry: 98thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Retail Industry: 125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Avoided: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rdFattest Citizens: 341stHighest Economic Output: 435thLargest Governments: 548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 629thLargest Gambling Industry: 699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 789thMost Devout: 882ndHighest Drug Use: 1,131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,162ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,749thLowest Crime Rates: 1,890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,753rdNudest: 4,151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,509thMost Stationary: 6,571stMost Influential: 8,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,357thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,161stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,901stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,847thMost Conservative: 14,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,430th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cyrod's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, Emperor Samael Cyrod's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, builders across Cyrod are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Emperor Samael Cyrod's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Cyrod of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Cyrod was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.

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