Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th Largest Insurance Industry: 41st
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Cyrod is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.974 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 6,894 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 628,222 Cyrod Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,599,673 per year while the poor average 99,668, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 181,093rd in the world and 227th in The Alliance of Dictators for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.92 Years.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Black Market: 70thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thLargest Mining Sector: 97thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Retail Industry: 111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158thMost Avoided: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 242ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thFattest Citizens: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 454thLargest Governments: 520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 618thLargest Gambling Industry: 644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 744thMost Devout: 876thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,093rdHighest Drug Use: 1,692ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,960thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,652ndNudest: 3,786thRudest Citizens: 3,946thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,496thMost Stationary: 6,789thMost Influential: 8,185thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,462ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,771stMost Conservative: 11,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,522ndMost Extreme: 13,371stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,530th
Top
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Most Extreme.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.

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