Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd Largest Insurance Industry: 45th
The Horned King's Dominate of
Corporate Police State
Kneel Before the Horned King
The Horned King
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Horned King's Dominate of Cyrod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Horned King with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.13 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ar-Pharazawn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 7,763 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 640,053 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,698,711 per year while the poor average 98,360, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Windigo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Horned King.

Cyrod is ranked 178,386th in the world and 246th in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Black Market: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 96thMost Subsidized Industry: 104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 126thLargest Retail Industry: 131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144thMost Avoided: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 236thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thFattest Citizens: 371stHighest Economic Output: 385thLargest Governments: 612thLargest Gambling Industry: 746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 823rdMost Devout: 937thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,139thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,699thRudest Citizens: 4,620thNudest: 5,454thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,561stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,656thMost Influential: 8,304thLargest Populations: 8,834thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,093rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,114thMost Conservative: 14,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,908thMost Extreme: 17,315th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cyrod's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Cyrod changed its national animal to "Windigo", its capital to "Ar-Pharazawn", its currency to "Slave", its faith to "Temple of the Horned King", its leader to "The Horned King", and its motto to "Kneel Before the Horned King".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, The Horned King's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.

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