The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu.
Emperor Samael Cyrod
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Cyrod is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Samael Cyrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.385 billion Cyrodoons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barathrum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrodoon economy, worth a remarkable 6,250 trillion Cyrod Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 666,014 Cyrod Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,536,222 per year while the poor average 66,270, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Barathrum was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', governments opposing Cyrod are beset by rebels, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Emperor Samael Cyrod is punishable by death, and children spout "Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu." involuntarily throughout the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cyrod's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Perennialism.

Cyrod is ranked 55th in The Alliance of Dictators and 14,300th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, children spout "Gitmalu Isu Ul Mursu." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Emperor Samael Cyrod is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, governments opposing Cyrod are beset by rebels.
  • : Cyrod lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Barathrum was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrod, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Cyrod was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).

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