Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Incorporated Entities of Cyrixia

“Love it or leave it.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Incorporated Entities of Cyrixia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cyrix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.698 billion Cyrixians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N-Pulse. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the Hanging Gardens account for half of N-Pulse's water use, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cyrixia's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the gralat.

Cyrixia is ranked 2nd in Balder and 105th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 27 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Cyrixia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked #1 in the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 25 days ago: Cyrixia was endorsed by The Empire of Gigantorific.
  • 25 days ago: Cyrixia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 27 days ago: Cyrixia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 27 days ago: Cyrixia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics