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The Incorporated Entities of Cyrixia

“Love it or leave it.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Incorporated Entities of Cyrixia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cyrix with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.031 billion Cyrixians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N-Pulse. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cyrixia's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the gralat.

Cyrixia is ranked 8th in Balder and 226th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 752.2 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Cyrixia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Cyrixia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrixia, the government is a law unto itself.

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