Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 93rd Largest Insurance Industry: 114th
The Incorporated Entities of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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The Incorporated Entities of Cyrixia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cyrix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.681 billion Cyrixians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N-Pulse. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrixian economy, worth a remarkable 4,983 trillion gralats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 466,546 gralats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,178,843 per year while the poor average 59,768, a ratio of 36.5 to 1.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, most academic research has ground to a halt, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cyrixia's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Cyrixia is ranked 140,332nd in the world and 3,855th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 0.08 Stalins.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 93rdLargest Insurance Industry: 114thLargest Retail Industry: 134thFattest Citizens: 165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rdHighest Average Incomes: 194thMost Corrupt Governments: 237thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 243rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 267thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 317thLargest Gambling Industry: 319thMost Avoided: 321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 481stRudest Citizens: 506thLargest Mining Sector: 700thHighest Economic Output: 842ndMost Armed: 885thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,006thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,439thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,024thMost Efficient Economies: 3,041stSmartest Citizens: 3,305thMost Pro-Market: 3,308thMost Influential: 6,442ndLargest Black Market: 6,469thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,075thTop
Largest Populations: 9,865th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 217th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 276th in the regionLargest Black Market: 326th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 455th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Cyrixia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrixia, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.


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