The Island of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.31 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,537 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,566 beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 3rd in 10000 Islands and 74th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 37 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, abortions are routinely performed in Cyrenean's hospitals.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Kingdom of Green Counties.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Republic of Wysrod.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Empire of Aetur.

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