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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.73 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 4th in 10000 Islands and 168th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 320 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 17 hours ago: Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, punitive tariffs protect local industry.

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