Largest Publishing Industry: 6th Most Compassionate Citizens: 10th Nicest Citizens: 14th
The Island of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.112 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,119 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,214 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dog sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 130,914th in the world and 1,692nd in 10000 Islands for Nudest, with 76 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 21stMost Influential: 22ndBest Weather: 28thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thLeast Corrupt Governments: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 81stMost Primitive: 88thMost Cultured: 155thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170thMost Beautiful Environments: 187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thMost Devout: 416thMost Rebellious Youth: 553rdMost Stationary: 573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 709thLargest Populations: 1,427thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,473rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,015thSafest: 2,292ndSmartest Citizens: 2,790thMost Inclusive: 4,333rdMost Developed: 5,208thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,955thMost Politically Free: 14,565th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, dog sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, King's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned dogball fields.
  • : Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.

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