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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.938 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, organ donation rates have hit a new low, nudity is frowned upon, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 8th in 10000 Islands and 653rd in the world for Safest, scoring 1,402.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Cyrenean was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 3 days ago: Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Beautiful Anarchy of Awesomeness of pandas.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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