“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: 10000 Islands
The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.225 billion Cyreneanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.
Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago
- 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- 21 hours ago: Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
- 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
- 3 days 12 hours ago: Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, anti-government web sites are springing up.
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