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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.249 billion Cyreneanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 2nd in 10000 Islands and 19th in the world for Best Weather, with 2,944 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The United Island Tribes.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, artists are pillars of society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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