Largest Publishing Industry: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Nicest Citizens: 14th
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New York Times Democracy
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.476 billion Cyreneanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,256 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,822 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 152,489th in the world and 1,693rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -61.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 22ndMost Influential: 22ndBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 54thLeast Corrupt Governments: 59thLongest Average Lifespans: 78thMost Primitive: 101stMost Cultured: 152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 180thMost Beautiful Environments: 186thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thMost Devout: 456thMost Rebellious Youth: 531stMost Stationary: 562ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,012thSafest: 1,162ndLargest Populations: 1,402ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,464thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,955thSmartest Citizens: 2,728thMost Inclusive: 3,911thMost Developed: 4,087thMost Politically Free: 5,644thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,271stLowest Crime Rates: 13,772nd
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The United States of Prymia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, dog sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.

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