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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.039 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, Cyrenean is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, private law firms are unheard of, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 1,014th in 10000 Islands and 113,910th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with -859 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Democratic States of Amsonia.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, almost all of Cyrenean's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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