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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 20.117 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and Cyrenean is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 2nd in 10000 Islands and 189th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 216 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Cyrenean was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Cyrenean was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Spncrgmn.

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