Largest Publishing Industry: 4th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Nicest Citizens: 14th
The Island of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.93 billion Cyreneanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,740 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cyrenean is ranked 180,124th in the world and 1,775th in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.8 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 23rdMost Influential: 24thBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 35thLeast Corrupt Governments: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 75thMost Primitive: 102ndMost Cultured: 153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157thMost Beautiful Environments: 184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 184thMost Devout: 473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 522ndMost Stationary: 534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdSafest: 1,250thLargest Populations: 1,359thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,459thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,930thMost Inclusive: 2,725thSmartest Citizens: 2,782ndMost Developed: 3,826thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,045thLowest Crime Rates: 11,561stMost Politically Free: 17,071stHighest Average Incomes: 17,273rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.

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