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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.919 billion Cyreneanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, Cyrenean's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, artists are pillars of society, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 957th in 10000 Islands and 112,002nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Beautiful Anarchy of Awesomeness of pandas.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, artists are pillars of society.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Democratic Kingdom of Jahamalia.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Cyrenean's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, Max Barry is this year's Miss Cyrenean.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, school uniforms are compulsory.

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