Largest Publishing Industry: 6th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11th Nicest Citizens: 14th
The Island of
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Your Government cares so you don't have to
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.302 billion Cyreneanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,210 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,870 beahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 118,812th in the world and 1,310th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.06 Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Pacifist: 20thMost Influential: 23rdBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 53rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 77thMost Primitive: 94thMost Cultured: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166thMost Beautiful Environments: 184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 437thMost Rebellious Youth: 545thMost Stationary: 571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 945thSafest: 1,327thLargest Populations: 1,412thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,474thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,944thSmartest Citizens: 2,763rdMost Inclusive: 4,102ndMost Developed: 4,191stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,596thLowest Crime Rates: 12,598thMost Politically Free: 13,003rd
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 110th in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Cyrenean was endorsed by The Omnipotent Power of Phrados.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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