The Island of
Left-wing Utopia
Your Government cares so you don't have to
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.951 billion Cyreneanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,838 beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 156th in 10000 Islands and 11,317th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 173.977 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Cyrenean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Cyrenean, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.

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