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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.284 billion Cyreneanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrenean's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beah.

Cyrenean is ranked 19th in 10000 Islands and 952nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 232 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Cyrenean was endorsed by The Zombie Red Republic of -Echolilia-.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Cyrenean voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union"".
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cyrenean, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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