The Democratic People's Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Rule of Reason
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Democratic People's Union of Cworaliya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by People's Chamber with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.067 billion Cworaliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terastios City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Cworaliyan economy, worth 303 trillion Cworaliyan lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,457 Cworaliyan lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, bicyclists are banned from major roads, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cworaliya's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cworaliya is ranked 6,016th in The East Pacific and 137,101st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Cworaliya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cworaliya.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.

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