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The Democratic People's Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Rule of Reason
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Democratic People's Union of Cworaliya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by People's Chamber with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.765 billion Cworaliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terastios City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cworaliyan economy, worth 771 trillion Cworaliyan lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,045 Cworaliyan lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, calling out of the blue has become taboo, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cworaliya's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cworaliya is ranked 6,999th in The East Pacific and 143,087th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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