The Democratic People's Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Rule of Reason
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Democratic People's Union of Cworaliya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by People's Chamber with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.342 billion Cworaliyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terastios City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The large but sluggish Cworaliyan economy, worth 364 trillion Cworaliyan lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,011 Cworaliyan lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cworaliya's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cworaliyan Orthodox State Church.

Cworaliya is ranked 4,979th in The East Pacific and 126,791st in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Cworaliya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Cworaliya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.

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