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The Republic of Cworaliya

“Pax vobiscum”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Cworaliya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Senate with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 6.722 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cworaliya City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cworaliya's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Secularism, and its currency is the Cworaliyan lira.

Cworaliya is ranked 4,435th in The East Pacific and 121,486th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Cworaliya was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the people of Cworaliya are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 5 days ago: Cworaliya was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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