The Democratic People's Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Rule of Reason
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Democratic People's Union of Cworaliya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by People's Chamber with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.909 billion Cworaliyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terastios City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cworaliyan economy, worth 859 trillion Cworaliyan lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,468 Cworaliyan lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cworaliya's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cworaliya is ranked 5,821st in The East Pacific and 135,888th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -247 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Cworaliya was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the new hit series "Cworaliya's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cworaliya, loans are available for students from poor families.

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