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Best Weather: 11,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,450th
The Country of
Left-Leaning College State
Libertate Unanimus
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Curacao

Population4.352 billion

CapitalWillemstad
LeaderPrime Minister Pisas
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalFlamingo

The Country of Curacao is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pisas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.352 billion Curacaoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willemstad. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Curacaoan economy, worth 296 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,170 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown. Curacao's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Curacao is ranked 228,168th in the world and 6,968th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 25.96360838328 days.

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Best Weather: 11,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,450thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,458thHighest Food Quality: 23,007thMost Cultured: 23,713thMost Secular: 23,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,428th
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Best Weather: 673rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 716th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 784th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 901st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Curacao's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Curacao changed its national leader to "Prime Minister Pisas".
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
  • : Curacao's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Curacao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacao, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.

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