Nicest Citizens: 40th Most Compassionate Citizens: 44th Most Pacifist: 74th
The Christian Democratic Nation of
Democratic Socialists
From conception until natural death
Regional Influence
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Political Freedom
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The Christian Democratic Nation of Culture of Life is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gerard Majella with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.704 billion Culture-of-Lifers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culture-of-Life economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion vitas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,128 vitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Culture-of-Life radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and Gerard Majella has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culture of Life's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Culture of Life is ranked 323rd in the world and 1st in Right to Life for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 16,439.26 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Nicest Citizens: 40thMost Compassionate Citizens: 44thMost Pacifist: 74thLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rdMost Developed: 100thMost Cultured: 169thLongest Average Lifespans: 221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238thMost Devout: 284thSafest: 288thBest Weather: 290thMost Beautiful Environments: 307thLargest Welfare Programs: 323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 423rdHealthiest Citizens: 495thMost Primitive: 703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,405thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,775thLowest Crime Rates: 2,150thMost Stationary: 2,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,339thLargest Governments: 3,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,479thMost Inclusive: 5,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,795thMost Influential: 6,883rdHighest Economic Output: 6,954thTop
Largest Populations: 8,946thMost Income Equality: 13,054thMost Efficient Economies: 15,388th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

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