Most Compassionate Citizens: 43rd Nicest Citizens: 44th Most Pacifist: 71st
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The Christian Democratic Nation of Culture of Life is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gerard Majella with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.324 billion Culture-of-Lifers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culture-of-Life economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion vitas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,842 vitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, Gerard Majella has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culture of Life's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Culture of Life is ranked 180,567th in the world and 138th in Right to Life for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 43rdNicest Citizens: 44thMost Pacifist: 71stMost Cheerful Citizens: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 102ndMost Developed: 123rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 164thMost Cultured: 175thLongest Average Lifespans: 233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241stMost Devout: 288thSafest: 289thBest Weather: 291stMost Beautiful Environments: 308thLargest Welfare Programs: 410thMost Advanced Public Education: 437thHealthiest Citizens: 491stMost Primitive: 807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,430thSmartest Citizens: 1,754thTop
Most Stationary: 2,059thLowest Crime Rates: 2,081stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,996thLargest Governments: 3,339thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,604thMost Inclusive: 4,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,503rdMost Influential: 6,559thHighest Economic Output: 6,645thLargest Populations: 8,593rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,207thMost Efficient Economies: 16,263rd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the region

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