Nicest Citizens: 40th Most Compassionate Citizens: 42nd Least Corrupt Governments: 75th
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The Christian Democratic Nation of Culture of Life is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gerard Majella with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.493 billion Culture-of-Lifers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culture-of-Life economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion vitas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,908 vitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culture of Life's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Culture of Life is ranked 2,289th in the world and 2nd in Right to Life for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Nicest Citizens: 40thMost Compassionate Citizens: 42ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 75thMost Pacifist: 76thMost Cheerful Citizens: 82ndMost Cultured: 169thLongest Average Lifespans: 218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237thMost Devout: 272ndSafest: 275thBest Weather: 292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 306thLargest Welfare Programs: 314thMost Advanced Public Education: 446thHealthiest Citizens: 474thMost Primitive: 720thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,266thMost Developed: 1,329thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,732ndMost Stationary: 2,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,289thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,802ndLargest Governments: 3,650thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,644thMost Inclusive: 5,457thMost Influential: 6,874thHighest Economic Output: 7,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,862ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,970th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the region

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