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The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland

“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Wysteria

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The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.39 billion Cthonian Wastelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, citizens must pay to enjoy Cthonian Wasteland's pristine beaches, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods, and its currency is the szlotak.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 119th in Wysteria and 91,451st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.069 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 8 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 15 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 19 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 26 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 28 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 33 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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