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The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland

“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Wysteria

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The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.778 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, spies caught in Cthonian Wasteland are never heard from again, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million szlotaks of property damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods, and its currency is the szlotak.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 133rd in Wysteria and 84,547th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -1 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 16 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 19 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland's influence in Wysteria fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million szlotaks of property damage.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, spies caught in Cthonian Wasteland are never heard from again.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 20 days ago: Cthonian Wasteland relocated from Balder to Wysteria.

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